Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...