Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...