I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...