redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...