Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!