What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...