This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...