A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Brunette’s Mating Call
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Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Ways to Annoy People
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Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Elephant jokes 05
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