The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...