Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...