Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...