When I was Young
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Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Minding his manners.
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Sex For the Deaf
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