There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
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I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...