Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
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Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...