The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...