File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...