Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...