GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...