The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....