Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.