What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...