During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...