I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Warning all shoplifters
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Canada America
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You will forget it
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American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...