Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...