between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...