Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.