Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...