What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...