Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...