Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...