Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
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What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
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The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...