Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...