I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...