The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
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Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...