Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...