Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!