Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...