You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...