Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...