All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!