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Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Men Exercise On the Beach
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Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...