Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
The Mouse
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America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
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Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...