The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...