Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...