Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...