Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...