Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...