Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...