How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...