God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.