Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...